Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
it glows. i had to have it.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I lost the right to judge tonight
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize