I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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