i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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