just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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