exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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