Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

he got wood on it!

(408): View more from California

i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.

(818): View more from California

...i was talking about hockey

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(225): View more from Louisiana

wtf

(1-225): View more from Louisiana

I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.

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(773): View more from Illinois

She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy

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(679): View more from Michigan

You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.

(679): View more from Michigan

You really are best friends.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You went to jail last night?!

(1-910): View more from North Carolina

Just a little bit.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.

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