FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...