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(305): View more from Florida

I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.

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(305): I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it. http://tfl.nu/u417

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(248): View more from Michigan

i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.

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(248): i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles. http://tfl.nu/v155

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(207): View more from Maine

I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.

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(207): I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking. http://tfl.nu/3fqs

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I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.

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i think you have the wrong number

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so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.

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(813): I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter. (407): i think you have the wrong number (813): so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool. http://tfl.nu/uuec

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(443): View more from Maryland

She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits

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(443): She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits http://tfl.nu/tlq9

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament

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(603): I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament http://tfl.nu/4ewl

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(970): View more from Colorado

The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.

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I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.

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(970): The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency. (352): I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial. http://tfl.nu/wg41

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.

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(617): Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here. http://tfl.nu/6cd7

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.

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(701): Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy. http://tfl.nu/k5h7

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(858): View more from California

currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh

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(858): currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh http://tfl.nu/1197

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(630): View more from Illinois

Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why

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(630): Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why http://tfl.nu/bkyw

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.

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(814): Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds. http://tfl.nu/uh0q

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.

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(770): I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out. http://tfl.nu/df2n

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(719): View more from Colorado

What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"

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(719): What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family" http://tfl.nu/mzlk

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(301): View more from Maryland

I plan on blacking out and milking a cow

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(301): I plan on blacking out and milking a cow http://tfl.nu/f0qu

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