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• (440): View more from Ohio

  FIrst one done

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  How did it go?

  (440): View more from Ohio

  I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on

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• (850): View more from Florida

  By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night

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• (518): View more from New York

  I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...

  (847): View more from Illinois

  Marry him.

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