Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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