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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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