I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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