Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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