erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Panties = found
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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