If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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