then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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