Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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