Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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