I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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