I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Two words: nipple clamps
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