she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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