hotel room ftw
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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