thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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