Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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