It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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