I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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