well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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