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question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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