That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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