It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I think i got beer on your cat.
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