This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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