I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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