are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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