Whod you bang
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Randomize