The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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