i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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