My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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