Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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