I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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