i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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