i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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