I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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