I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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