the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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