Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
