No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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