that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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