I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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This house was built for laser tag.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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