When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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