i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Found the puke drawer
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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