We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
My vagina just clenched in fear
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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