Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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