she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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