Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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