You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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