the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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