Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
I'm, like, this π€πΌ close to buying crocs
And you're also π€πΌ to never putting your dick inside me again
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