so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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