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(704): View more from North Carolina

Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.

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(703): View more from Virginia

unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis

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(705): View more from Ontario

Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this

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(410): View more from Maryland

And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..

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(812): View more from Indiana

This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock

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(641): View more from Iowa

and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving

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(240): View more from Maryland

Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?

(863): View more from Florida

I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on

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(803): View more from South Carolina

We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?

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(812): View more from Indiana

I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.

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