Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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