If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
should my penis look like a turkey
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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