I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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